Meme stolen from Kittie.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your Name
Sarah

The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"

2. Your Age
21

The age at which one is finally considered human.

3. One of Your Friends
Jimmy

Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)
i slippedd my jimmy in her pussy.

4. What Should You be Doing?
Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap

5. Favorite Color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6. Birthplace
Jackson

It's a twenty dollar bill, not a cock. That's a Johnson you dumb shit.
Me:"A jackson is a twenty dollar bill, not a cock. That's a Johnson you dumb shit."

7. Month you were born
June

The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8. Last person you spoke to
Dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

9. Nickname?
Sar

slang- stands for: Sounds About Right
Alston's ancestor, Krupa Minnion Arras, fucked up the last supper- Whoa! What a cunt, SAR!

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*hmmms at the father part* Luckily, I was special enough to be screwed up by BOTH parents, just in different ways... so I get to bitch about moms and dads XP
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