I hate them all.
Dear residents of Bigelow Residence Hall, floor 4A:
The bathrooms on this floor are strictly female-only. Please instruct your boyfriends and male acquaintances to use the bathroom one floor below, which is a male-only bathroom. This will greatly reduce the number of heart attacks induced by stepping out of the shower and witnessing some tall, lanky guy gargling at the sink. It will also reduce the number of snarky comments I make and the number of throbbing blood vessels and eye tics I receive.
No love for you, you stupid inconsiderate skanks,
Sarah, room 406.
Who thinks I should make a sign to put on the bathroom door? I'm thinking something along the lines of "You must have reproductive organs on the inside to use this restroom."
The bathrooms on this floor are strictly female-only. Please instruct your boyfriends and male acquaintances to use the bathroom one floor below, which is a male-only bathroom. This will greatly reduce the number of heart attacks induced by stepping out of the shower and witnessing some tall, lanky guy gargling at the sink. It will also reduce the number of snarky comments I make and the number of throbbing blood vessels and eye tics I receive.
No love for you, you stupid inconsiderate skanks,
Sarah, room 406.
Who thinks I should make a sign to put on the bathroom door? I'm thinking something along the lines of "You must have reproductive organs on the inside to use this restroom."