I finished Twilight.

[amadeupname]

Whenever I read this, Bella has a high-pitched Valley Girl accent, and Edward's voice is monotone. Makes it a little bit funnier.

God, this book was boring, even for teen romance. Bella is a whiny, spoiled, obsessive brat who can't live once she meets Edward, and I wanted her to die. Edward is a creepy stalker (seriously, he watched her SLEEP for two freaking months and when he told her she was FLATTERED) who can't decided on a personality, and the whole relationship between them just gives me this really creepy "taking advantage of being older/having more authority to get with this chick" vibe. Especially with how clingy and dependent Bella becomes. Also, the whole "Bella faints/gloms Edward/HER HEART STOPS FREAKING BEATING when Edward kisses her" thing is even more idiotic than the sparking shit. WHO MAKES VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE???!?!?!!!???!?!

I wonder if I can find someone to perform an exorcism on my computer or something.

Comments

[nyxalinth.livejournal.com]

I want to say that books like that getting published mean that i have a pretty good chance, but we know that that isn't how it works :D

Who wrote it?

[rapierice.livejournal.com]

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=18912&e=202115

We've been talking about this book a lot. I haven't even read it and I hate it. :D

[stille-hoffnung.livejournal.com]

Bella sucks. In the next two books she whines about wanting to become a vampire, Edward is (as usual) a dick and she can't see that, and I lose my faith in vampire/werewolf/supernatural/fantasy fiction. Like I said before, we should have a book burning for these books...but not here in Germany. They've already had those and it didn't go down well.

[magiclad2007.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. And my friend Georgi read this book 21 freaking times.

[porkins.livejournal.com]

i want to read this book just to understand what everyone is talking about. i hear endlessly about how bad it is! i want to experience the bad!

[thatknittygirl.livejournal.com]

You know what, I liked the book.