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amadeupname) wrote2006-01-23 04:39 pm
amadeupname) wrote2006-01-23 04:39 pm
Thanks, dkogan!
As your awkward, gangly body begins to grow – your muscles blooming, your willowy penis thickening into a sturdy tool, you need the guidance of a middle-aged man who likes to play dress-up and go camping in the woods with hordes of young boys.
And...
While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
And...
While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
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