And this is the reason I'm going to hell, folks!

[amadeupname]

Blasphemy goes well with emo kids. I would do that, too. I would raise Jesus to be a spiteful, angry, rebellious bastard who listens to depressing music, whines about being oppressed when he's, for the most part, a white suburban prince, and shops exclusively at Hot Topic. He'd probably dye his hair black or some cool funky color like green or blue or purple. And he'd probably look like a stoner, which is how I imagine him anyway, I kid you not. I have no idea WHY I imagine him as a stoner.

I think I'd like to give him access to all the corruptible things that so many people say are dangerous -- video games, violent movies, porn... I can see him playing Doom, watching Dawn of the Dead, and ... I'm not going there. But the movies and video games I can see quite clearly.

I have an urge to draw Teenage!Stoner!Emo!Jesus now.