In which Sarah proves herself to be utterly heartless in matters concerning 'celebrities'

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This probably makes me a horrible person, but it looks like someone finally added chlorine to the gene pool. The only thing Anna Nicole Smith's death is provoking in me is a wish to see Paris Hilton and Britney Spears battle it out for the title of Blonde White Trash Bimbo Queen of Hollywood. My money's on Spears - she looks somewhat more human than Hilton, as Hilton is all bones and angles and camel toe, she's actually earned her own money instead of inheriting it all from daddy, and while she has no common sense, Hilton has no sense at all. Plus, she didn't start that stupid fad of carrying small dogs around in purses instead of making them *gasp, shock horror!* WALK.

First off, the return of Meg!demon made me happy. Hell, recurring characters in general make me happy. Now where's Missouri, damnit? I want my dose of sane, no-nonsense awesomeness! (And she's, like, the first out of three black characters on the show, the only woman out of the three, and the others were an insane hunter and a government agent, and they lack the awesomeness that Missouri brings to the show. I want her back! Missouri/Ellie OTP damnit!)

And am I the only person who preferred demon-possessed Sam to his normal self? There is altogether too much angsting and whining about how he's meant for some horrible destiny and he can't do anything to fight it, even though he's been trained to kill just about everything supernatural in existence and he's got his older brother watching his back and constantly telling him that he's not a killer and such. No, Sam must brood, and then he must turn and rag on Dean for not being emotionally open enough to brood along with him. I'm sorry, but Dean brooding would probably make him look constipated. Dean may be fucked up, but he's an emotionally flexible fucked up. He has no problem covering up what's bothering him, and he's damn good at it, and if he brooded all the time like Sam did nothing would get done at all except maybe a few thousand fangirl orgasms. Dean is not an angst muffin like Roxas Sam, damnit.

Wow, that went off on a tangent. Oops?