Updating from a friend's

[amadeupname]

^^ I'm at Katie's house, spending the night. She's on acid and I'm high. I stole Jim's weed and my dad's vodka and my cousin's porno. We're going to go drown ourselves in the pool in a little bit, mmkay?

I love being odd. It makes the world go round!

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[thesaneminority.livejournal.com]

Is it really that hard to tell when I'm kidding? Are all of you really thinking I'd get high and drunk? Ya'll should know by now that, (A), I don't have access to weed, and (B), I don't like vodka. Or any alcohol other than liqueur, which I can't access either since my dad drinks that shit and I don't drink anyway. Jeesh. I try and have a little fun, and look where it gets me...