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[amadeupname]

Being sick on the weekend sucks sweaty donkey balls.

I can deal with the sniffling, and the random snot leaking out of my nose. I was miffed but not too pissed off by having to wake up at four in the morning, stagger over to the toilet, and throwing up the milk I'd just drunk an hour ago. But what really pisses me off is my mouth feeling gross and slimy, and the scratchy throat that makes me feel really thirsty even when I've had plenty to drink and ice cream on top of that. I'll have to call Syndecuse tomorrow and see if I could possibly pick up some cough drops from the Bernhard Center.

Apparently Jimmy sees me as a man, because when we get into arguments they last five minutes and I don't get irrational. I think Jimmy has never been in an actual argument with me. I also don't see what being irrational has to do with being female, but whatever, I guess the point is that I'm not. And that I have an honorary penis? No wonder I can't get a boyfriend. D:

I'm already starting my Christmas presents for people. Will's getting a matching hat and scarf (that he already knows about, hence why I'm talking about it here where he can see it), my brother's getting a Gryffindor hat, my mom's boyfriend is getting a John Deere hat, Cate is getting a dishcloth, and my mom... well, she's getting something. And hopefully she's getting me that rice cooker I asked her for.

Comments

[yowamushi.livejournal.com]

I didn't know about the scarf。

[thesaneminority.livejournal.com]

Huh. I thought you asked for it, and I told you I'd make it if I had enough yarn. Must've been someone suggesting it. Well, you're getting a scarf! Merry Christmas!

[hidden-now5.livejournal.com]

Oh trust me, irrationality is integral to being female! Alternatively, guys think they're rational a lot more than they actually are.

And never drink milk when you're not feeling good. It's one of the hardest things to digest, even if it's healthy for you.