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1. Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert them to letters first before you can convert to numbers.

2. Add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.

3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.

4. Find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.

5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.

6. Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page.

7. Post the results for us all to see.

http://www.pvda.be/images/solidair2003/sol4803/cartoon_bush.jpg
http://www.chibinet.com/archive/A%20Shitty%20Job.gif

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Ugh. My left boob likes to remind me that I slammed it into the doorjamb yesterday -- and by slamming I mean whacking it and then dragging the stitches over the relatively sharp corner of the wood. ::sigh::

I can almost sleep on my side again. This is very good, considering that sleeping on my back isn't the most comfortable position for me. Don't know why, don't know how, it just is. Maybe it's from constantly hugging stuffed animals to my chest as I fall asleep.

And I don't think I need the Vicodin anymore. This means that I have over half a bottle left for emergency use in the future. ::squee:: I love not having to use painkillers. Vicodin's good, but it makes me sleepy and dizzy. No me gusta!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Phone rings. Person on the other line asks for Suzanne. I tell her it's a wrong number.

Simple, right?

Then she says, "I wish the bill collector would call me. I think that would be kind of fun."

Whafuck?

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What the hell is it with my family and asking that I tell such-and-such an online friend that they said hi? Do they know these people? Do they even know these people's names? ARG!