Oh god, I wrote fluff last night. And I have ideas for more.
If I become one of those fanfic authors who come up with crack pairings that aren't even remotely possible, write up a piece of crap that makes fangirls cry in the BAD way (as opposed to the "ohgodthat'ssocuteandangstypoor****waaaaaa!" way that I'm apparently really good at), and post it without having someone beta-read it and react violently to any kind of criticism, will one of you please take me out back and shoot me?
If I become one of those fanfic authors who come up with crack pairings that aren't even remotely possible, write up a piece of crap that makes fangirls cry in the BAD way (as opposed to the "ohgodthat'ssocuteandangstypoor****waaaaaa!" way that I'm apparently really good at), and post it without having someone beta-read it and react violently to any kind of criticism, will one of you please take me out back and shoot me?