Mwee.

[amadeupname]

No Brian (the guy who was supposed to come over today). *sob* I gave his stepmom a note to take to him, though. Like he'll read it. Boys...

And thanks to the OBW people in the chat last night. Ya'll made me feel so much better.

Nu of CT: Whooooaa
Kitty Spawnie: anger?
LionheartOfSeeD has entered the room.
FireSpirit56 has entered the room.
LionheartOfSeeD: Hi.
Nazlord Ender: Whee. People.
Night Fades Fast has entered the room.
FireSpirit56: Mmm, yummy people.
Kitty Spawnie: heh
FireSpirit56: <<
Kitty Spawnie: I am so fucking angry.
LadyMilIicent: gwarmph.
Kitty Spawnie: No sound effect can express my anger!
FireSpirit56: What's up, Spawnie? Care to talk about it?
Kitty Spawnie: arg
Kitty Spawnie: http://www.livejournal.com/users/thesan eminority/
Kitty Spawnie: just... grar.
Kitty Spawnie: kill.
FireSpirit56: Why do I get the feeling Jacques Strappe wrote this?
Kitty Spawnie: Because it's the kid of thing he'd do?
FireSpirit56: Bingo.
Nazlord Ender: Heheheheh.
Kitty Spawnie: why must people BELIVE it?
Kitty Spawnie: ::weeps::
Kitty Spawnie: I hate people
FireSpirit56: People suck.
Kitty Spawnie: I know.
Kitty Spawnie: so shoot me
Kitty Spawnie: or them
The Undead Libra: Because the guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about and quotes books that were written by people who pulled things out of their asses but people don't look into that.
The Undead Libra: *breathes*
LadyMilIicent: I find them funny.
Kitty Spawnie: Did anyone notice the "You won't find this in the press" disclaimer?
The Undead Libra: Yep
XRadicaIDreamer: "The average homosexual has 50 to 70 different “partners” every year, year in and year out."
XRadicaIDreamer: XD
XRadicaIDreamer: *dies laughing*
Kitty Spawnie: CZ
Kitty Spawnie: You think if we screw 150 times, that would count for habving multiple partners?
Kitty Spawnie: I can't find that many willing people so fast >_>;
Nazlord Ender: If that were true...I'd want to be homosexual.
XRadicaIDreamer: Heh, same here.
Nazlord Ender: <<;
Kitty Spawnie: XD
XRadicaIDreamer: " “Fisting” (the insertion of the fist, bottles, carrots, and live gerbils [C. Adams, The Reader, Mar 28, 1986] is also done)."
Nazlord Ender: I love the part under HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT BORN THAT WAY. It amuses me to no end. :D
Kitty Spawnie: which one?
Nazlord Ender: Frequently, a key factor was whether it was the person’s first sexual experience. Parents, guard your children!
Kitty Spawnie: hah.
Nazlord Ender: That just amuses me for some reason. ^^;
Kitty Spawnie: Parents. Go to hell.
Kitty Spawnie: >>
XRadicaIDreamer: What if we've discovered our delightful little attraction to the same gender before ever having any sexual contact with anyone?
Nazlord Ender: It's like... "Parents! Make sure your kid has straight sex before gay sex or you may lose them! :O!"
LadyMilIicent: Sorry guys, I have to meet up with my nightly fuckdate. It's exhausting to keep on schedule sometimes, but it must be done...
XRadicaIDreamer: "3 - Fecal sex—Oddly enough, those who enter upon homosexual activities like to eat human manure, and spray urine in one another’s face! There is supposed to be happiness in doing this. "
FireSpirit56: :O
Kitty Spawnie: That can't be! It would tear the arguement apart!
Kitty Spawnie: Does that sound like what I think it sounds like, Mill?
LadyMilIicent: Sorry Spawnie, she's here. I gotta go get my uNF on.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Eating feces also results in typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer."
FireSpirit56: XD
The Undead Libra: Well, Mel
Kitty Spawnie: XD
The Undead Libra: What if a polyp comes loose
The Undead Libra: And you eat it?
Kitty Spawnie: I wanna JOIN
The Undead Libra: Huh?
Kitty Spawnie: nothing
Kitty Spawnie: ::dies::
Kitty Spawnie: I can't keep people straight.
LadyMilIicent: This is great! I love people like this
The Undead Libra: The 'huh' was just a continuation of what I was saying.
LadyMilIicent: (the guy writing the 'essay', not my fuckdate)
Kitty Spawnie: huh?
Kitty Spawnie: confused?
Kitty Spawnie: I want a fuckdate
LadyMilIicent: You should already HAVE one if you're part of the Gay Agenda. Haven't you been keeping in contact with Central office?
Kitty Spawnie: ::le sigh::
Kitty Spawnie: My connections have been destroyed
XRadicaIDreamer: Oops, I should really bother contacting them...
LadyMilIicent: They should have scheduled you three months in advance with three weekly fuckdates. It's important you call them and set that up.
Kitty Spawnie: Damn you, evil Fundies of death!
Kitty Spawnie: I'll be Jacques sent them...
LadyMilIicent: Otherwise, our plans of world domination will never come to fruition.
FireSpirit56: He's just the kind of guy who would do such a thing.
Kitty Spawnie: I can't keep up!
Kitty Spawnie: ::sobs::
FireSpirit56: Aaaaand good night.
FireSpirit56: *Runs*
Kitty Spawnie: no?
FireSpirit56 has left the room.
LadyMilIicent: Don't let it get to you, Spawnie... it's tough sometimes, eating shit and dying of cancer, but we gotta do what we can for the Gay Front.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Most of the Americans who got AIDS from contaminated blood transfusions (6,349 by 1992 alone) received it from gays. It is known that gays like to sell blood. "
The Undead Libra: A lot of people like to sell blood
The Undead Libra: It's a good way to get some fast money
Kitty Spawnie: WOw.
Nazlord Ender: Not to mention it tastes great on chicken.
Kitty Spawnie: You guys are making me feel so much better
Kitty Spawnie: XD
Kitty Spawnie: Can I post this in my LJ?
Kitty Spawnie: Or would ya'll kill me for unleashign the secret?
The Undead Libra: Of course ya can
LadyMilIicent: knock yourself out.
Nazlord Ender: Go for it!
The Undead Libra: One more thing I have to say:
Kitty Spawnie: woot
Kitty Spawnie: ?
The Undead Libra: BLIMEY, GUV'NOR, GIVE ME ONE UP THE SHITTER!
Nazlord Ender: XD...
Kitty Spawnie: O_O
Kitty Spawnie: ::twitches and dies::
Kitty Spawnie: ::gives you a gerbil and a toilet paper tube::
The Undead Libra: You have seen that thing, right Spawn?
The Undead Libra: ... Damn you
The Undead Libra: Now I have gerbil playing in my head
The Undead Libra: The song
The Undead Libra: Yes.
LadyMilIicent: You know, the more I think about it... the less I want a gerbil up my bum.
The Undead Libra: It's a guy thing
LadyMilIicent: ...what if they poop in there?
The Undead Libra: Wouldn't really matter, would it?
Kitty Spawnie: wait
Kitty Spawnie: seen what?
LadyMilIicent: What if they freak out and start burrowing through your innards?
The Undead Libra: ... That's the point, actually.
LadyMilIicent: no, I mean THROUGH.
The Undead Libra: Oh.
LadyMilIicent: as in like... breaching the walls.
Kitty Spawnie: ew.
The Undead Libra: Well, I dunno. It's supposed to stimulate the prostate, though.
LadyMilIicent: that'd be an interesting reason to be sent to the ER.
The Undead Libra: I doubt it actually happens
The Undead Libra: There was a big rumor about Richard Gere doing it, though, which I find amusing.
Kitty Spawnie: heh
LadyMilIicent: Why not use a vibrator? or beads? Or your buddy's penis?
Kitty Spawnie: ::shrug::
LadyMilIicent: just... gerbils. Ew.
XRadicaIDreamer: XD
LadyMilIicent: And what do they have against mice?
XRadicaIDreamer: Mmm, but it's warm and furry... ;]
LadyMilIicent: why not stick a hamster up your bum?
XRadicaIDreamer: Oh! We bought two more mice for the Barn today! Nutmeg and Zylafone.
LadyMilIicent: why is it always gerbils this and gerbils that.
LadyMilIicent: You do realize Xylophone is spelled with an X, right?
LadyMilIicent: ...and various other letters you missed. ^^
The Undead Libra: Gerbils... because they're big
Kitty Spawnie: confused?
The Undead Libra: And the why not the other things? Because the scratching is what does it.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Religious convictions are a factor. Those raised in non-religious homes are more likely to become gay. "
XRadicaIDreamer: Yeah, CL, that's the point.
Kitty Spawnie: ::is forgetting who people are::
XRadicaIDreamer: She was named from an inside joke, 'cause someone this morning said, "The only "z" word I can think of is "xylophone."
XRadicaIDreamer: Then they tried to spell it, and accidently slipped in "f" instead of "ph," though they did go, "f--ACK! I mean PH!"
LadyMilIicent: ah, haha
XRadicaIDreamer: The "a" was me misspelling it, heh.
LadyMilIicent: well, if you're going for big.... try a guinea pig
Kitty Spawnie: o_O
Kitty Spawnie: O_o
LadyMilIicent: or a Dachshund. Dachshunds scratch and burrow like no other dog, and they're specifically shaped for tunneling.
The Undead Libra: That's TOO big.
The Undead Libra: And god dammit
The Undead Libra: I don't think anybody would want a badger hunter inside them
LadyMilIicent: What if you shoved about 300 burrowing ants up there? That'd get some nice burroing action, AND have the added bonus of acid saliva to dissolve the tissues.
Kitty Spawnie: eew
Kitty Spawnie: ::covers her ass::
LadyMilIicent: I mean, fuck, just go sit on a tiger.
Nazlord Ender: ...heh...
Kitty Spawnie: No ideas now, Naz.
LadyMilIicent: Back yourself into an elephant's tusk. There'll be plenty of burrowing when the elephant gets pissed off and starts thrashing its head around to get you off.
Nazlord Ender:

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No Brian (the guy who was supposed to come over today). *sob* I gave his stepmom a note to take to him, though. Like he'll read it. Boys...

And thanks to the OBW people in the chat last night. Ya'll made me feel so much better. <lj-cut text="Here's what was said if anyone's curious.">

Nu of CT: Whooooaa
Kitty Spawnie: anger?
LionheartOfSeeD has entered the room.
FireSpirit56 has entered the room.
LionheartOfSeeD: Hi.
Nazlord Ender: Whee. People.
Night Fades Fast has entered the room.
FireSpirit56: Mmm, yummy people.
Kitty Spawnie: heh
FireSpirit56: <<
Kitty Spawnie: I am so fucking angry.
LadyMilIicent: gwarmph.
Kitty Spawnie: No sound effect can express my anger!
FireSpirit56: What's up, Spawnie? Care to talk about it?
Kitty Spawnie: arg
Kitty Spawnie: http://www.livejournal.com/users/thesan eminority/
Kitty Spawnie: just... grar.
Kitty Spawnie: kill.
FireSpirit56: Why do I get the feeling Jacques Strappe wrote this?
Kitty Spawnie: Because it's the kid of thing he'd do?
FireSpirit56: Bingo.
Nazlord Ender: Heheheheh.
Kitty Spawnie: why must people BELIVE it?
Kitty Spawnie: ::weeps::
Kitty Spawnie: I hate people
FireSpirit56: People suck.
Kitty Spawnie: I know.
Kitty Spawnie: so shoot me
Kitty Spawnie: or them
The Undead Libra: Because the guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about and quotes books that were written by people who pulled things out of their asses but people don't look into that.
The Undead Libra: *breathes*
LadyMilIicent: I find them funny.
Kitty Spawnie: Did anyone notice the "You won't find this in the press" disclaimer?
The Undead Libra: Yep
XRadicaIDreamer: "The average homosexual has 50 to 70 different “partners” every year, year in and year out."
XRadicaIDreamer: XD
XRadicaIDreamer: *dies laughing*
Kitty Spawnie: CZ
Kitty Spawnie: You think if we screw 150 times, that would count for habving multiple partners?
Kitty Spawnie: I can't find that many willing people so fast >_>;
Nazlord Ender: If that were true...I'd want to be homosexual.
XRadicaIDreamer: Heh, same here.
Nazlord Ender: <<;
Kitty Spawnie: XD
XRadicaIDreamer: " “Fisting” (the insertion of the fist, bottles, carrots, and live gerbils [C. Adams, The Reader, Mar 28, 1986] is also done)."
Nazlord Ender: I love the part under HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT BORN THAT WAY. It amuses me to no end. :D
Kitty Spawnie: which one?
Nazlord Ender: Frequently, a key factor was whether it was the person’s first sexual experience. Parents, guard your children!
Kitty Spawnie: hah.
Nazlord Ender: That just amuses me for some reason. ^^;
Kitty Spawnie: Parents. Go to hell.
Kitty Spawnie: >>
XRadicaIDreamer: What if we've discovered our delightful little attraction to the same gender before ever having any sexual contact with anyone?
Nazlord Ender: It's like... "Parents! Make sure your kid has straight sex before gay sex or you may lose them! :O!"
LadyMilIicent: Sorry guys, I have to meet up with my nightly fuckdate. It's exhausting to keep on schedule sometimes, but it must be done...
XRadicaIDreamer: "3 - Fecal sex—Oddly enough, those who enter upon homosexual activities like to eat human manure, and spray urine in one another’s face! There is supposed to be happiness in doing this. "
FireSpirit56: :O
Kitty Spawnie: That can't be! It would tear the arguement apart!
Kitty Spawnie: Does that sound like what I think it sounds like, Mill?
LadyMilIicent: Sorry Spawnie, she's here. I gotta go get my uNF on.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Eating feces also results in typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer."
FireSpirit56: XD
The Undead Libra: Well, Mel
Kitty Spawnie: XD
The Undead Libra: What if a polyp comes loose
The Undead Libra: And you eat it?
Kitty Spawnie: I wanna JOIN
The Undead Libra: Huh?
Kitty Spawnie: nothing
Kitty Spawnie: ::dies::
Kitty Spawnie: I can't keep people straight.
LadyMilIicent: This is great! I love people like this
The Undead Libra: The 'huh' was just a continuation of what I was saying.
LadyMilIicent: (the guy writing the 'essay', not my fuckdate)
Kitty Spawnie: huh?
Kitty Spawnie: confused?
Kitty Spawnie: I want a fuckdate
LadyMilIicent: You should already HAVE one if you're part of the Gay Agenda. Haven't you been keeping in contact with Central office?
Kitty Spawnie: ::le sigh::
Kitty Spawnie: My connections have been destroyed
XRadicaIDreamer: Oops, I should really bother contacting them...
LadyMilIicent: They should have scheduled you three months in advance with three weekly fuckdates. It's important you call them and set that up.
Kitty Spawnie: Damn you, evil Fundies of death!
Kitty Spawnie: I'll be Jacques sent them...
LadyMilIicent: Otherwise, our plans of world domination will never come to fruition.
FireSpirit56: He's just the kind of guy who would do such a thing.
Kitty Spawnie: I can't keep up!
Kitty Spawnie: ::sobs::
FireSpirit56: Aaaaand good night.
FireSpirit56: *Runs*
Kitty Spawnie: no?
FireSpirit56 has left the room.
LadyMilIicent: Don't let it get to you, Spawnie... it's tough sometimes, eating shit and dying of cancer, but we gotta do what we can for the Gay Front.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Most of the Americans who got AIDS from contaminated blood transfusions (6,349 by 1992 alone) received it from gays. It is known that gays like to sell blood. "
The Undead Libra: A lot of people like to sell blood
The Undead Libra: It's a good way to get some fast money
Kitty Spawnie: WOw.
Nazlord Ender: Not to mention it tastes great on chicken.
Kitty Spawnie: You guys are making me feel so much better
Kitty Spawnie: XD
Kitty Spawnie: Can I post this in my LJ?
Kitty Spawnie: Or would ya'll kill me for unleashign the secret?
The Undead Libra: Of course ya can
LadyMilIicent: knock yourself out.
Nazlord Ender: Go for it!
The Undead Libra: One more thing I have to say:
Kitty Spawnie: woot
Kitty Spawnie: ?
The Undead Libra: BLIMEY, GUV'NOR, GIVE ME ONE UP THE SHITTER!
Nazlord Ender: XD...
Kitty Spawnie: O_O
Kitty Spawnie: ::twitches and dies::
Kitty Spawnie: ::gives you a gerbil and a toilet paper tube::
The Undead Libra: You have seen that thing, right Spawn?
The Undead Libra: ... Damn you
The Undead Libra: Now I have gerbil playing in my head
The Undead Libra: The song
The Undead Libra: Yes.
LadyMilIicent: You know, the more I think about it... the less I want a gerbil up my bum.
The Undead Libra: It's a guy thing
LadyMilIicent: ...what if they poop in there?
The Undead Libra: Wouldn't really matter, would it?
Kitty Spawnie: wait
Kitty Spawnie: seen what?
LadyMilIicent: What if they freak out and start burrowing through your innards?
The Undead Libra: ... That's the point, actually.
LadyMilIicent: no, I mean THROUGH.
The Undead Libra: Oh.
LadyMilIicent: as in like... breaching the walls.
Kitty Spawnie: ew.
The Undead Libra: Well, I dunno. It's supposed to stimulate the prostate, though.
LadyMilIicent: that'd be an interesting reason to be sent to the ER.
The Undead Libra: I doubt it actually happens
The Undead Libra: There was a big rumor about Richard Gere doing it, though, which I find amusing.
Kitty Spawnie: heh
LadyMilIicent: Why not use a vibrator? or beads? Or your buddy's penis?
Kitty Spawnie: ::shrug::
LadyMilIicent: just... gerbils. Ew.
XRadicaIDreamer: XD
LadyMilIicent: And what do they have against mice?
XRadicaIDreamer: Mmm, but it's warm and furry... ;]
LadyMilIicent: why not stick a hamster up your bum?
XRadicaIDreamer: Oh! We bought two more mice for the Barn today! Nutmeg and Zylafone.
LadyMilIicent: why is it always gerbils this and gerbils that.
LadyMilIicent: You do realize Xylophone is spelled with an X, right?
LadyMilIicent: ...and various other letters you missed. ^^
The Undead Libra: Gerbils... because they're big
Kitty Spawnie: confused?
The Undead Libra: And the why not the other things? Because the scratching is what does it.
XRadicaIDreamer: "Religious convictions are a factor. Those raised in non-religious homes are more likely to become gay. "
XRadicaIDreamer: Yeah, CL, that's the point.
Kitty Spawnie: ::is forgetting who people are::
XRadicaIDreamer: She was named from an inside joke, 'cause someone this morning said, "The only "z" word I can think of is "xylophone."
XRadicaIDreamer: Then they tried to spell it, and accidently slipped in "f" instead of "ph," though they did go, "f--ACK! I mean PH!"
LadyMilIicent: ah, haha
XRadicaIDreamer: The "a" was me misspelling it, heh.
LadyMilIicent: well, if you're going for big.... try a guinea pig
Kitty Spawnie: o_O
Kitty Spawnie: O_o
LadyMilIicent: or a Dachshund. Dachshunds scratch and burrow like no other dog, and they're specifically shaped for tunneling.
The Undead Libra: That's TOO big.
The Undead Libra: And god dammit
The Undead Libra: I don't think anybody would want a badger hunter inside them
LadyMilIicent: What if you shoved about 300 burrowing ants up there? That'd get some nice burroing action, AND have the added bonus of acid saliva to dissolve the tissues.
Kitty Spawnie: eew
Kitty Spawnie: ::covers her ass::
LadyMilIicent: I mean, fuck, just go sit on a tiger.
Nazlord Ender: ...heh...
Kitty Spawnie: No ideas now, Naz.
LadyMilIicent: Back yourself into an elephant's tusk. There'll be plenty of burrowing when the elephant gets pissed off and starts thrashing its head around to get you off.
Nazlord Ender: <_<;
XRadicaIDreamer: Oww. =(
LadyMilIicent: and you'll be 'getting off' in the proccess! HYUK HYUK HYUK
Kitty Spawnie: ouchies
Kitty Spawnie: worse than the ants...
LadyMilIicent: Sorry, I kid, I kid. ^^
XRadicaIDreamer: DED CHAT.
Kitty Spawnie: ::sacrifices herself for the chat:: Live, chat, live!
LadyMilIicent: Maybe I need to bring up some bigger animals...?
Kitty Spawnie: NOOOOOOO
LadyMilIicent: Hahahaha
Kitty Spawnie: o_o
Kitty Spawnie: ::whimpers::
Nazlord Ender: *sigh*
Kitty Spawnie: hmm?
Kalagast has entered the room.
Nazlord Ender: I'm feeling...this sudden feeling of mild angst for some reason. :\ Not used to it...
Nazlord Ender: Ah well. Maybe it means I should play Morrowind and stop reading people's journals...
Kitty Spawnie: YSH!
Kitty Spawnie: ::gompkiss::
XRadicaIDreamer: I wanna play. =(
The Undead Libra: mmm bacon
Kitty Spawnie: bacon?
LadyMilIicent: green eggs and ham?
The Undead Libra: my dad just gave me a piece from what he's cooking
Nazlord Ender: Mel, when I get home, I could seriously send you my game with both expansions. Because I never use it anymore, and all I use from it is the paper map it came with. and the old disc from my old Morrowind game.
XRadicaIDreamer: Would it be decent with dial-up and a bad graphics card? =/
Nazlord Ender: Morrowind is purely offline, heh. And a bad graphics card would probably make it run slow. :-(
XRadicaIDreamer: How much space is it?
Nazlord Ender: 1 Gigabyte. A little more with the expansions, but not too much at all.
XRadicaIDreamer: Eeeeep. x.x
The Undead Libra: Apparently Mel can't run it so you need to send it to me instead.
Kalagast: What the frell...are you looking at?
Nazlord Ender: Heh. I could. I don't really care. Sharing is good, yes?
XRadicaIDreamer: *kicks her laptop* GRR.
Nazlord Ender: Heh.
Kalagast: You guys...you gotta stop touching Elmo'
Kalagast: s feet!
Kitty Spawnie: o_O
Kitty Spawnie: But Elmo likes it!
The Undead Libra: Bad place to accidentally hit enter
Nazlord Ender: Yes. Accidentally. ;[
Kitty Spawnie: XD</lj-cut>

So, yeah. Moo.