Oddness!

[amadeupname]

I've taken to turning off the background music on WoW and listening to my iTunes instead. And I've noticed that the song that I like to listen to the most when on WoW is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

For those of you who don't want to check the cut, well, it's full of really weird euphamisms for sex. It's funny, but one would think it's not the most appropriate thing to listen to while stabbing things. *shrug* Oh well. It's fun to headbang to.

Comments

[varons-typist.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA, Hah... It all sounds so innocent Dr. Suess, until the chorus.

[amethyst-mind.livejournal.com]

The SQUISH MITTEN?

^ dying of laughter

[thesaneminority.livejournal.com]

I particularly liked "dude piston" myself.

Heh

[dead-seraphim.livejournal.com]

I prefer pressure washing the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle, but that's just me.