In which Sarah proves herself to be utterly heartless in matters concerning 'celebrities'

This probably makes me a horrible person, but it looks like someone finally added chlorine to the gene pool. The only thing Anna Nicole Smith's death is provoking in me is a wish to see Paris Hilton and Britney Spears battle it out for the title of Blonde White Trash Bimbo Queen of Hollywood. My money's on Spears - she looks somewhat more human than Hilton, as Hilton is all bones and angles and camel toe, she's actually earned her own money instead of inheriting it all from daddy, and while she has no common sense, Hilton has no sense at all. Plus, she didn't start that stupid fad of carrying small dogs around in purses instead of making them *gasp, shock horror!* WALK.

( And now for spoilers to tonight's episode of Supernatural. )