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[amadeupname]

I'm convinced that my dad is giving me a collapsible flame thrower for Christmas. It is the only conceivable explanation for the ginormously heavy box he has given me and taunted me with; it's not a block of concrete, and thats all I know.

Unless it's a penguin egg. It could be, you know. Set in plaster so that it doesn't go bad. And I have to carefully get it out with a chisel and hammer so I can hatch my very own penguin and train it to kill my enemies with a rusty spork.

Penguin egg or laptop? I think I'll go with... tough decision. Laptop = comp for teh Spawnie, but penguin = teh ubercoolies.

Comments

[angahith.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a nerd-penguin-fighter-egg, which comes with a laptop AND a flame thrower. <<;

[greyepsilon.livejournal.com]

That would be hawt.