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I hate April Fool's Day. It's just another excuse for already spoiled, dumbass pranksters who think they're the funniest thing since Chris Rock to annoy the shit out of people. It reinforces obnoxious behavior that is not appreciated by anyone but their idiotic, asinine friends who have less working brain cells altogether than those in the frontal lobe of a rabbit.
Some people will probably say that I don't like AFD because I can't prank anyone. And you know what? I can't. I'm not a prankster. I can be funny sometimes, but if I am I'm usually having a witty moment, and wit does not relate well to practical joking. Wit is quick and sharp, like a bolt of lightning; pranks are the thunderclap rumbling along behind it. There are ties, but not many. And if I had to classify myself, I'd be the rain; I don't have much to do with either, but you can relate me to them sometimes. Just not a whole lot.
In other news, my spring break started today. Woohoo. Gonna try and spend a night or two at Chelsey's, and Mom's promising lots of work. -_-; Ah well.
Some people will probably say that I don't like AFD because I can't prank anyone. And you know what? I can't. I'm not a prankster. I can be funny sometimes, but if I am I'm usually having a witty moment, and wit does not relate well to practical joking. Wit is quick and sharp, like a bolt of lightning; pranks are the thunderclap rumbling along behind it. There are ties, but not many. And if I had to classify myself, I'd be the rain; I don't have much to do with either, but you can relate me to them sometimes. Just not a whole lot.
In other news, my spring break started today. Woohoo. Gonna try and spend a night or two at Chelsey's, and Mom's promising lots of work. -_-; Ah well.
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