Ganked from
dryearlylth
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
Cory. 'Twas wrongful anger, too.
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
Flamethrower. I'm not sure I'd be good with other weapons, and the idea of covering my enemies in fire just amuses the hell out of me.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
If he's enough of an asshole, yeah.
4. How about of the same sex?
Sure, same with the above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Either Link or my parents.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who speak perfectly good English in real life, and are decent with spelling and grammar, but lapse into chatspeak and poorly-spelled drivel on AIM. Oh, and people who can't stick to one tense or point of view while they write.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Depends on the issue.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Homework.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
1 PM?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Savannah. =/
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
The one I WAS going to use was "My roommate turned off my alarm."
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Well over a year.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
None. Why the hell should I hit the snooze button if I have to crawl down a ladder to get to it anyway?
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Chai tea latte, babie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
I dunno. 2 SoCos in Coke.
4. Are You comfortable with your drinking habits?:
Yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
Sweets. Dur.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?:
No. And eew, children.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
Three
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
Three, maybe four if my roommate saw more than she's letting on.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Yes.
4. Have you had sex?:
Thank god, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
Penis
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Nope.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for STDs or pregnancy?:
Nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None. I got a debit card though.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Waldenbooks ^_^
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Pay off college, buy a nice car, a nice little house, a couple hundred dollars worth of manga, and put the rest in the bank.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
Yeah
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
1,983, approximately
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Got fourth place in a really big spelling bee
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
Graduating high school, probably
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
Create my own manga series
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A little
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Sort of?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
Yep!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I dunno. Get up?
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
amethyst_mind's car. It's so much nicer than my own.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Hmm... Logan, maybe. He'd make things interesting.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
DEFINITELY either Logan or Max. They remind me of Calvin and Hobbes. Ah loves them!
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?:
With my build, who wouldn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Self-confidence
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
Can't decide between Sloth, Wrath, and Lust.
AND! I made a parody of a Bob and Tom song. Because I could, and I needed a semi-funny away message at the time.
The original:
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run,
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run,
All we need is a ten and a fiver,
A car and a key and a sober driver,
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run!
And MY version:
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run,
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run,
All we need is a handful of quarters,
An unbroken mind and a list of orders,
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run!
Ehehehe. I'm so odd.
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
Cory. 'Twas wrongful anger, too.
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
Flamethrower. I'm not sure I'd be good with other weapons, and the idea of covering my enemies in fire just amuses the hell out of me.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
If he's enough of an asshole, yeah.
4. How about of the same sex?
Sure, same with the above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Either Link or my parents.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People who speak perfectly good English in real life, and are decent with spelling and grammar, but lapse into chatspeak and poorly-spelled drivel on AIM. Oh, and people who can't stick to one tense or point of view while they write.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Depends on the issue.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Homework.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
1 PM?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Savannah. =/
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
The one I WAS going to use was "My roommate turned off my alarm."
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Well over a year.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
None. Why the hell should I hit the snooze button if I have to crawl down a ladder to get to it anyway?
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Chai tea latte, babie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
I dunno. 2 SoCos in Coke.
4. Are You comfortable with your drinking habits?:
Yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
Sweets. Dur.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?:
No. And eew, children.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
Three
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
Three, maybe four if my roommate saw more than she's letting on.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Yes.
4. Have you had sex?:
Thank god, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
Penis
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Nope.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for STDs or pregnancy?:
Nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None. I got a debit card though.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Waldenbooks ^_^
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Pay off college, buy a nice car, a nice little house, a couple hundred dollars worth of manga, and put the rest in the bank.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
Yeah
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
1,983, approximately
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Got fourth place in a really big spelling bee
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
Graduating high school, probably
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
Create my own manga series
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A little
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Sort of?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
Yep!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I dunno. Get up?
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Hmm... Logan, maybe. He'd make things interesting.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
DEFINITELY either Logan or Max. They remind me of Calvin and Hobbes. Ah loves them!
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?:
With my build, who wouldn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Self-confidence
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
Can't decide between Sloth, Wrath, and Lust.
AND! I made a parody of a Bob and Tom song. Because I could, and I needed a semi-funny away message at the time.
The original:
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run,
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run,
All we need is a ten and a fiver,
A car and a key and a sober driver,
B - double E - double R - U - N, beer run!
And MY version:
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run,
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run,
All we need is a handful of quarters,
An unbroken mind and a list of orders,
F - double O - D - R - U - N, food run!
Ehehehe. I'm so odd.