I finished Twilight.

[amadeupname]

Whenever I read this, Bella has a high-pitched Valley Girl accent, and Edward's voice is monotone. Makes it a little bit funnier.

God, this book was boring, even for teen romance. Bella is a whiny, spoiled, obsessive brat who can't live once she meets Edward, and I wanted her to die. Edward is a creepy stalker (seriously, he watched her SLEEP for two freaking months and when he told her she was FLATTERED) who can't decided on a personality, and the whole relationship between them just gives me this really creepy "taking advantage of being older/having more authority to get with this chick" vibe. Especially with how clingy and dependent Bella becomes. Also, the whole "Bella faints/gloms Edward/HER HEART STOPS FREAKING BEATING when Edward kisses her" thing is even more idiotic than the sparking shit. WHO MAKES VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE???!?!?!!!???!?!

I wonder if I can find someone to perform an exorcism on my computer or something.

Comments

[thesaneminority.livejournal.com]

That's cool. You're allowed to like it, and I'm allowed to hate it. Kind of like I'm allowed to like Zuko/Katara, and you and everyone else are allowed to like Katara/Aang.