1:43:21 AM Sarah: yo
1:43:27 AM Luke: hey hey!
1:43:27 AM Luke: how goes?
1:43:32 AM Sarah: not bad
1:43:39 AM Sarah: making Stephanie watch LOTR
1:43:44 AM Sarah: Still fangirling over Avatar :D
1:43:47 AM Luke: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1:43:50 AM Luke: NO ZUTARA FOR YOU!
1:43:54 AM Sarah: ;______;
1:44:05 AM Sarah: I just want people to leave me alone about it
1:44:53 AM Sarah: besides, it's all in good fun
1:44:57 AM Luke: I know.
1:45:04 AM Sarah: and just because something's practically canon doesn't mean I have to like it.
1:45:32 AM Sarah: also it gives me an excuse for fanart >_>;
1:46:02 AM Luke: ...
1:46:06 AM Sarah: whaaat?
1:46:57 AM Luke: *shakes head*
1:50:07 AM Sarah: ;__;
1:50:14 AM Sarah: I'm allowed to fangirl damnit
1:50:24 AM Sarah: and if it gets me drawing, it can't be that bad
1:50:34 AM Luke: fine
1:50:36 AM Luke: I guess
1:50:45 AM Sarah: But wasn't Zuko pretty awesome anyway?
1:50:51 AM Sarah: all shipping aside
1:51:07 AM Luke: yes, he was pretty BA in the last few eps
1:51:17 AM Sarah: <3 Zuko :D
1:51:23 AM Luke: he practically gave his dad the middle finger.
1:51:33 AM Sarah: the guy's had it coming
1:52:12 AM Luke: Zuko was all "Fuck yo lightning."
1:52:48 AM Luke: And then Azula was all "I hear the firebending's back on"
1:53:00 AM Luke: OH GOD!
1:53:01 AM Luke: NO!
1:53:10 AM Luke: MY TIRED MIND'S DEFENCES ARE DOWN!
1:53:15 AM Sarah: o_O
1:53:17 AM Sarah: ??
1:53:17 AM Luke: I THOUGHT HORRIBLE THINGS!
1:53:20 AM Sarah: huh?
1:53:31 AM Luke: Azula
1:53:34 AM Luke: +
1:53:35 AM Luke: Katara
1:53:37 AM Sarah: o_O
1:53:39 AM Luke: ARGH!
1:53:39 AM Sarah: Hot
1:53:43 AM Luke: lawl!
1:53:50 AM Sarah: I think Will was talking about Sokka/Suko
1:53:53 AM Sarah: *Zuko
1:53:57 AM Luke: I think I just died a little inside.
1:53:59 AM Sarah: XD
1:53:59 AM Luke: NO!
1:54:03 AM Luke: there is too much slash
1:54:07 AM Sarah: pssh
1:54:08 AM Luke: MOAR FEMSLASH!
1:54:08 AM Sarah: hey
1:54:13 AM Sarah: true, true
1:54:19 AM Sarah: I like 'em all
1:54:24 AM Sarah: equal-opportunity shipping
1:54:31 AM Luke: that's because yo crayzay
1:54:42 AM Sarah: The good kinda crazy :D
1:55:21 AM Luke: why did I think that?!
1:55:21 AM Luke: WHY!
1:55:39 AM Sarah: Because it's late and you hunger for hot hot lesbian bending action?
1:55:48 AM Luke: OH GOD!!!!
1:55:50 AM Luke: NO!
1:55:57 AM Luke: MY MIND WENT PLACES IT SHOULD NOT GO!!!!!
1:56:01 AM Sarah: XD
1:56:04 AM Sarah: Where, where?!
1:56:14 AM Luke: Waterbending Octopus style.
1:56:23 AM Luke: = Tentacle rape bending style
1:56:30 AM Sarah: O_O
1:56:32 AM Luke: I want to kill myself now.
1:56:34 AM Sarah: OH GOD
1:56:39 AM Sarah: MY BRAIN
1:56:44 AM Sarah: I NEED TO GO BOIL IT IN BLEACH
1:56:45 AM Luke: I told you.
1:56:53 AM Sarah: AUGH
1:57:00 AM Sarah: Even I don't go there!
1:57:06 AM Luke: HAH!
1:57:21 AM Luke: however, I still want to die.
1:57:32 AM Sarah: you should
1:57:38 AM Luke: because what I thought is almost tantamount to 4chan.
1:58:08 AM Sarah: that's exactly what I was thinking
1:58:12 AM Luke: Except I revel in the fact that I made you cringe.
1:58:25 AM Sarah: You do that on a near-daily basis, though
1:58:27 AM Luke: :D
1:58:36 AM Luke: yes, but this was an especially tasty moment.
1:58:42 AM Sarah: man, that was weird...
1:58:50 AM Sarah: Pssh
1:58:52 AM Luke: because I made myself cringe too.
1:58:54 AM Sarah: You didn't even see the reaction
1:59:04 AM Luke: I bet I would have enjoyed it more.
1:59:07 AM Sarah: XD
1:59:13 AM Sarah: I can reenact it for you later
1:59:21 AM Luke: you don't need to.
1:59:31 AM Luke: I hope I forget what I thought, and never think it again.
1:59:34 AM Sarah: XD
1:59:37 AM Sarah: good idea
1:59:38 AM Luke: because it was just that bad.
1:59:43 AM Sarah: you are horrible
1:59:55 AM Luke: OH DEAR LORD!
1:59:56 AM Sarah: I've managed to keep my mind from going to bad images, at least
1:59:58 AM Sarah: o_O
1:59:59 AM Sarah: what now?
2:00:02 AM Luke: I need to put a leash on my brain.
2:00:06 AM Sarah: YES
2:00:09 AM Sarah: PLEASE GOD YES
2:00:11 AM Luke: Blood bending.
2:00:15 AM Luke: rape by proxy.
2:00:18 AM Sarah: o_O
2:00:21 AM Sarah: O_o
2:00:25 AM Sarah: Actually
2:00:33 AM Sarah: that would make for some very interesting fanfic
2:00:41 AM Luke: oh god
2:00:43 AM Luke: Oh God.
2:00:44 AM Sarah: XDD
2:00:47 AM Sarah: Not for smut
2:00:47 AM Luke: Oh God!
2:00:49 AM Luke: OH GOD!!!!
2:00:52 AM Sarah: I mean for, like, the ethics of it
2:00:53 AM Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
2:01:09 AM Luke: no, my brain immediately went to smut.
2:01:13 AM Sarah: psssh
2:01:17 AM Luke: I'm male, I'm wired that way.
2:01:19 AM Sarah: you have to look at it from a writer's standpoint
2:01:23 AM Sarah: well, true
2:01:29 AM Sarah: but I'm a fangirl, I'm wired that way as well
2:01:36 AM Sarah: and I'm warped, too
2:01:43 AM Luke: I should just stop thinking about avatar.
2:01:53 AM Luke: because as I think it, someone is creating it RIGHT NOW.
2:02:00 AM Luke: and it will wind up on the internet.
2:02:09 AM Luke: because that's how the internet works.
2:02:10 AM Sarah: XD
2:02:58 AM Luke: I should commit honorable suicide.
2:03:15 AM Luke: I've failed myself, my honor, and my friends.
2:03:20 AM Luke: but I won't.
2:03:26 AM Luke: because I believe in redemption.
2:03:29 AM Sarah: riiiight
2:03:30 AM Luke: in honor.
2:03:35 AM Sarah: sure you do
2:04:02 AM Luke: I've thought it!
2:04:07 AM Luke: I can't unthink it!
2:04:10 AM Luke: argh!
2:04:12 AM Sarah: XD
2:04:16 AM Sarah: This is SO going on LJ
2:04:22 AM Luke: oh dear lord, no.
2:04:25 AM Sarah: XD
2:04:28 AM Sarah: But it's hilarious!
2:04:45 AM Luke: I'm going to check now.
2:04:50 AM Luke: and every five minutes.
2:04:58 AM Sarah: You go ahead and do that :D
2:05:32 AM Luke: I want to lobotomize myself for thinking those thoughts.
2:05:45 AM Luke: because it started with girl on girl.
2:05:52 AM Luke: and ended with tentacle rape.
2:06:11 AM Sarah: I think that's the normal thought process for most hardcore anime geeks.
2:06:12 AM Luke: and it's only going to get progressively worse.
2:06:19 AM Sarah: You're evolving!
2:06:26 AM Luke: no, I'm devolving.
2:06:50 AM Sarah: Hmm, true, evolving makes it seem like a higher life form
2:08:46 AM Sarah: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now and hope I wake up before 11
2:08:47 AM Sarah: night
2:09:07 AM Luke: www.brunching.com/images/geekchart.pdf
2:09:11 AM Luke: DAMMIT!
2:09:49 AM Luke: Go to google and search Geek Chart.
2:09:56 AM Luke: NO!
2:09:57 AM Sarah: I've got it
2:10:02 AM Luke: alrighty
2:10:03 AM Sarah: it downloaded for me
2:11:35 AM Sarah: oh my god, I'm only a couple steps up from furries D:
2:13:06 AM Luke: I fit the criteria for "SF/Fantasy lit fans," "Ren Faire Folk," " Anime Fans who don't care about subtitles," "Video Gamers," "RP Gamers," "Heinlein Fans," "SF TV Fans," and half a step away from "Trekkie."
2:13:26 AM Luke: I'm pretty much a high tier geek.
2:13:38 AM Luke: nothing lower than third tier.
2:14:08 AM Luke: er Fourth tier.
2:14:12 AM Luke: scuse me.
2:15:03 AM Sarah: I'm "SF/Fantasy lit fans", "Video gamers", "RPGers", "Anime fans who insist on subtitles", "Amateur Writers", "Fanfic Writers", "Amateur Artists", and I moonlight as "Ren Faire"
2:15:29 AM Sarah: If I had the money I would be "People who buy expensive 'replicas' of fictional fantasy swords"
2:15:42 AM Luke: not too bad
2:15:47 AM Luke: nothing lower than fourth.
2:15:49 AM Luke: WHAT?!
2:15:52 AM Luke: NO!
2:15:54 AM Sarah: >_>
2:16:10 AM Sarah: I've always secretly coveted the Master Sword
2:16:18 AM Luke: oh, that's okay then.
2:16:19 AM Sarah: I almost bought a replica of the Ocarina of Time
2:16:27 AM Luke: But that's not a sword
2:16:27 AM Sarah: And ... maybe the Masamune
2:16:31 AM Sarah: *cough*
2:16:40 AM Luke: fuck that.
2:16:45 AM Luke: I'm getting an axe.
2:16:47 AM Sarah: ooh
2:16:52 AM Sarah: that would be sa-weet
2:17:13 AM Luke: now, if you look at the bottom of the hierarchy
2:17:26 AM Luke: you'll see that there is actually scum of the earth
2:17:33 AM Sarah: XD
2:17:40 AM Sarah: I will never ever be that at least
2:19:00 AM Luke: those people should be either 1)stoned to death, 2)spayed or neutered so they can never reproduce, 3) threatened with hygiene on a regular basis, because soap is their kryptonite, or 4) sacrificed to whatever god you choose.
2:19:13 AM Luke: or any combination of the four
2:19:14 AM Sarah: Sacrifice!
2:19:27 AM Sarah: with death by soap
2:19:29 AM Sarah: or something
2:19:58 AM Luke: what's funny is I consider myself less geeky than myself.
2:20:02 AM Sarah: XD
2:20:04 AM Luke: multiple times, in fact.
2:20:08 AM Sarah: Same here.
2:20:16 AM Sarah: we're all-encompassing geekss?
2:20:22 AM Luke: *nod*
2:20:39 AM Luke: If I ever come across a furry, I will kill it with my bare hands.
2:20:55 AM Luke: I won't do that to erotic furries though.
2:21:10 AM Luke: that will be done at a range of 200 meters or more with a sniper rifle.
2:21:21 AM Luke: because their stench is just too great.
2:21:40 AM Sarah: Why would you want to dirty yourself like that anyway?
2:21:42 AM Luke: I believe you actually have to make a Fortitude save of a DC 35 or something.
2:21:45 AM Sarah: XD
2:21:58 AM Sarah: Hokay
2:22:03 AM Sarah: I REALLY need to get to bed
2:22:08 AM Luke: then go to bed.
2:22:14 AM Sarah: I shall, once you stop amusing me
2:22:18 AM Luke: I will plot elaborate ways to kill furries.
2:22:27 AM Sarah: I will help in the morning?
2:22:46 AM Luke: and to find the bottom tier, we will locate them through cons, and then just carpet bomb their neighborhoods.
2:22:55 AM Luke: because that disease is highly contagious.
2:23:02 AM Sarah: Sounds good to me
2:23:13 AM Sarah: I flee to bed now. GOod night.
2:23:20 AM Luke: g'night.
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